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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via picklesnickles)

The Velvet Underground

—Pale Blue Eyes

"Thought of you as my mountain top
Thought of you as my peak
Thought of you as everything
I’ve had, but couldn’t keep”

(Source: sadmusicforsadbastards, via charmeilon)